Frodo has too much time on his hands

Frodo sent this to me today. He's trying to trade me to Nor Cal for Beau. He even got the paralegal at his company to write it up

AGREEMENT

THIS AGREEMENT ("Agreement") is made and entered into as of August 8, 2008 ("Execution Date"), by and between JUSTIN TAYLOR, JASON SEWARDS, MEGAN FORKE, BONNIE RAITT (collectively, "Southern California Residence"), and BEAU DELMORE , ("Northern California Resident").

AGREEMENT

NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual covenants and agreements contained herein and for other good and valuable consideration, the receipt and sufficiency of which are acknowledged, all parties of this action agree that the terms and conditions of this Agreement.

1. JUSTIN TAYLOR, JASON SEWARDS, MEGAN FORKE and BONNIE RAITT must move to Northern California, in exchange for BEAU DELMORE.

1.1 According to the Execution Date, the move must take place prior to the expiration of six months after all parties have signed.

2. IF BEAU DELMORE moves back to Northern California, he MUST become the biggest Angels fan in the world.

2.1 (DEFINITION OF BIGGEST ANGEL FAN)

I. Every time the Angels play at Oakland, BEAU DELMORE must attend the game.

II. At said games, BEAU DELMORE, must be wearing Angel gear for every single article of clothing (even articles of clothing that are not showing)

III. BEAU DELMORE, can only attend such games with Meghan and Margo.

IV. At such games, pictures must be taken.

V. BEAU DELMORE must purchase the tickets (and Meghan and Margo’s tickets)

3. IF JUSTIN TAYLOR moves back to Orange County, San Deigo County, or Los Angeles County, every party is this action is allowed to kill him.

1. This is negated if JUSTIN TAYLOR moves to a 909 area code

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the parties have executed this Agreement as of the day and year first written above.

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS: By:_______________________________ Name: Justin Taylor Its: Authorized Signatory By:_______________________________ Name: Jason Sewards Its: Authorized Signatory By: ______________________________ Name: Megan Forke Its: Authorized Signatory By: ______________________________ Name: Bonnie Raitt Its: Authorized Signatory

NORTHERN CALIFORNIA RESIDENT: BEAU DELMORE By: ______________________________ Name: Beau Delmore Its: Authorized Signatory