Mermaid Continued

Marissa got a response about the mermaid craigslist entry that i wrote about a week ago. Here it is

Hello and good fortune Mer. I wish to humbly apologize for how long it has
taken for me to get back to you. I was simply flooded with replies and I
want to respond to each one individually. But I must say you have an
advantage on all my other mermaids, as you own your own suit! I can not tell
you how happy reading this has made me! Where do you live that you would
need to fly here? Also I am asking all the girls to write for me a little
narrative piece on themselves. I dont expect anything the length of a
novella, just a short piece so that I may get to know a little bit more
about you. I have recieved so many wonderful replies to my post that I am
going to require a little bit more to judge who I shall keep, and which
mermaids I must throw back to the sea. How i would love to stock my pool
with a variety of mermaids, all swimming chaotically about, fighting for
space like too many fish in an aquaium. I feel, however, that upon beholding
such a majestic sight, I might pass into the great unknown for happiness.
I'm sorry if you misunderstood, I do not have a merman suit. I am old and
stricken to a wheelchair since my accident, many many years ago. So if you
could write back with details about your life and how you became so
fascinated with meraids, I would be most extatic. Also if you please, a
picture of yourself in your mermaid outfit. And if thats not possible, then
just a regular picture would be FINtastic.
sincerely,
Edbert Horton

I am pretty sure that it's fake, but maybe she should respond for the sheer hilarity of it anyway