"I'm an elderly gentleman who is looking for a college aged girl to dress as a mermaid and swim in my indoor swimming pool while i wheel my chair around the perimeter and toss skittles in. preferably you would catch them in your mouth, but i understand thats not easy, so its ok if they all go in the pool, all i ask is that you try. I'm wealthy, and lonely in my old age. I have a mermaid suit, but if you have your own, by all means wear that. reply for more details"
my first move is obviously to send this to my friend marissa, who is obsessed with mermaids. She calls me as soon i email it to her to let me know as soon as she read the first line, her heart started beating so fast that she had to close the email.
she then decided to email back
Hi
My name is MERissa I usually go by Mer. I am obsessed with Mermaids and even have my own Mermaid costume that I not only wear while swimming but also around the house. I just wanted to check the validity of this offer also if you would be willing to pay for my flight. I am a young good looking female. If possible could you attact a photo of you in your Merman suit.
Thanks
Mer
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