"Fly Guy" Email Update

For those of you who have not read my last post, read that one first before proceding forward.

So here's the update. I have continued to get email from Stephon, and decided to have a little fun with him at first. After getting the pics of boobs and vagina's i got one more pic......

From: Stephon
Here goes another one, she nasty as hell she put 3 fingers in herself, lol
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!

Yes, it was of what you guessed. An African American girl who put three fingers into her....well you know...ummm.... that thing girls repeatedly call Ernesto. Anyway, i don't even know this guy and i had had enough. I didn't want him to think i was some sorta homo. I mean i know he has no idea who i am, but i had to keep some respect for the guy that he thought i was, so i sent him this picture of this chick Erica from work telling Stephon i was "hittin it".
Yea obviously i was trying to get a cleavage shot, and no, her forehead really isn't that big in person (or is it?) but she wouldn't give me much to work with, i guess the engagement ring was holding her back a tad. But when he responded i began to think something was up.

From: Stephon
O yea I think I remember her, she bomb I aint gonna lie didn't she use 2 talk 2 keeny moltery or somethin
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!

Wait what? Hold on, he thinks he knows her? Either this is a great story from Erica that she has been holding back, or this guy is pulling a Stevie Wonder and is fucked up. So i play along and send him a message about how she's bomb as hell and she's been all over my nuts.

Note: If by any slight chance Erica reads this ever, i enjoy our working relationship and enjoy the level of professionalisim that we participate in on any given day. By no way is my discourse a reflection of a literal view i have towards you. I respect you and the high level of intelligence and work that you do.

Anyway, so he responds with

From: Stephon
U stupid, lol I got crazy hoes out here 4real but real shiit I'm bout 2 stop messin wit all these stupid hoes and stay true 2 that 1 I took 2 prom
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!

Ah Ha! A chance for me to finally do some good! I send him along email about maybe it is time to settle down, and everyone gets to a point where they need "2 stop messin wit all these stupid hoes" and find the right one for him. I decided by doing this Karma would smile favorably on me after this situation, and things would be ok. He responded with

From: Stephon
4real and real shit I think I'm bout 2 start right now, lol, I'm bout 2 hit up the movies wit wifey so I'm gonna hit up later
*lights, camera action when I walk through the door*
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!

Ha HA! Success! I had made him understand it was time for him to settle down "wit wifey". I had not heard from him in a couple days and then just when i thought my ordeal was over. It began again

From: Stephon
Now these are some big ass titties my nigga, lol
*I got hoes in diffrent area codes*
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!
FUCK. I thought he had his wifey? As strange as it is to say, i know what his "wifey's" boobs look like from the earlier post, and these were similiar to an earlier email. Maybe he was just sending me pics he forgot to send me earlier. I was hoping that that was all it was, partly for him, and partly because somewhere in my deranged mind i though if he had a girlfriend he would be less inclined to beat my ass if he ever finds out who i am

From Stephon
I got hoes, lol and they love me, she got the bombest damn titties huh? I fuck her a regular to
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!
DUUUUUUUUDE. I have finally had enough. I am ready to tell him who i am and stop this fucking thing