Thursday, May 4, 2006

Crazy Email

Since i have a sidekick (awesome) i get "T-Mail" which is email you get on your phone, which is set up wehn you get your phone. No one has the address so when i got an email a week ago i was skeptical.

From Stephon:
Was sup cuz?
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!

I obviously have no idea who Stephon is but decided to play along for a bit. I dont have the emails i sent him, but here are the first couple i got back

From Stephon: What u been up 2 my nigg, haven't heard from u in a minute
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!


From Stephon:
Gettin my prom tux right now, georgia's stupid as hell, nigga tatted up though
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!

So what do i know? His name is Stephon, he is most likely black, he is in high school (probably a senior, he has tattoes, and that Georgia is "stupid as hell". Things were getting interesting and i could tell this was going somewhere good, so i began to prod him about prom


From Stephon:
Hell yea my tux fly ass hell, I see ya niggas are doin it big out there from ya myspace, how did ya season go
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!


So i have a myspace? I am yet to find whoever myspace's account i have, but the *Fly Guy* HEY!!!thing is pretty annoying. But then it started getting worse. He started sending me pictures. Scary pictures


AHHHHH a gun? What the fuck? The name of the picture was "I aint never scared". Well i was, and am.

From Stephon: I aint gonna lie I seen ya niggas shinnin on myspace, can u believe they tryna get this nigga derell on battery charges 4 fighten
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!


I decided after a couple messages like that i had enough. But then....then he sent me pics of his prom.

Looks like prom was fun bro...thanks for the sweet pics...just like my prom..... and then

From: Stephon Here goe one of my hoes, she got the bombest titties alive, lol
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK. Things moved up a notch....and continued to
From: Stephon Lol ahhhhahhh here go a hoe I just pound 2day and she took a nigga 2 work, lol *Fly Guy* HEY!!!
DUUUUUUUUUDE. This was starting to get a little toooooo far. I deleted her face out of the picture becuase she was doing this puppy dog eye thing that i felt really bad about. I knew it was to far especially after i got this one.

From: Stephon
here goes her titties that big as hell
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!
And then i wont even post it, but he sent me a picture of the girls vagina super close up. When i asked him how she let him take a picture

From Stephon:
Naw she took that pic of herself and sent it 2 me talkin bout its all mine whenever I want it and all this other bull shit
*Fly Guy* HEY!!!

Wow, anyways thats all that has happened up until tonight...ill keep you updated





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