Wikipedia is a free online Encyclopedia. Somehow i figured out that i could make a Wikipedia entry on "Bonestown". I dunno how long it will stay up, but take a read and learn a little something about me.
My Wikipedia Entry!
*EDIT - The bastards took it down, so here it is if you're interested:
Bonestown- Also known as Bonessauce, Bonestown USA, Bones "Ice Cold" 3000, Bones, or just Bones in the pants.
A rather important individual who existed in the the beginning of the 21st century. Born and raised in Palos Verdes Estates (CA), a rich suburb of Los Angeles, he was always looked at as a special child that would soon outgrow his small town, and move on to bigger and better things. "Bones" left his feeble beginnings in Los Angeles and moved to San Diego to begin a formal college education at San Diego State University (SDSU). Here, he realized his true calling. Inspiring thousands of students with his witty catch phrases and tantalizing humor. Bonestown made SDSU a more exciting place to go to college, and rumor has it that throngs of freshman women figured Bones into the equation when choosing SDSU. Many referred him as being "A Pretty Big Deal" and an almost Van Wilder like figure around campus. He pledged [[Sigma Alpha Epsilon]] and later became president of the organization. Among his other accomplishments, he was initiated into two honor soceities, a member of SDSU's homecoming court, and was also awarded a lifetime pass to SDSU. But as as a bald eagle outgrows his nest, Bonestown outgrew SDSU. He had given all he had to SDSU, and had made it a better place for all. Women love him, men envy him, and soceity is better off with him in this world. Part god? Some would say so, but for now, Bones is happy doing what he does best, exciting throngs of women by his oft copied catch phrases and edgy humor. Where will be found next? Well noone really knows for sure, but if you pray hard enough, maybe one day he will grace you with his presence. Rumored to be secretly engaged to Jessica Alba
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