New Driver's License Picture

For the last few months, i have been growing my beard out. At first there was no rhyme or reason, until a beautiful gift came in the mail. The for to renew my driver's license. Sweet, now i can at least have a goal. I decided to keep growing my beard until i took my new picture, which was a few weeks ago. All in all, i didn't shave for a little over 2 months.

I then hatched the plan to try and take my picture with my shirt off. People suggested that i wear a tube top, and if anyone said anything, i could sue for discrimination. That wasn't going to fly though, so i wore a Lakers jersey, in hopes i could take it off.

When the time came to take my picture, the following conversation took place

Disgruntled Black Lady: Ok please put your feet on the line and smile at the camera
Bones: Got it
Disgruntled Black Lady: And could you please take your glasses off your head
Bones: Sure, let me take my shirt off while i'm at it
(menacing stare as i start to lift my shirt up and over my head)
Disgruntled Black Lady: No i don't think so
Bones: Come on, it could be...
Disgruntled Black Lady: No
Bones: How about i just slide the jersey off my shoulders down to my arms then?
Disgruntled Black Lady: No.

So, it didn't work out to hot, and this is what i ended up with