Waiters

don't you hate when the waiter sits down at your table to take your order? its like when you have to bend down to get on eye level with a little kid. What the fuck? are you superior to me? Are we all of a sudden gonna be great friends since you sat at the table with us? Are we chummy? and cant you just fucking write down my order? I don't give a shit if you can memorize it. Wow good for you. You can memorize a chinese chicken salad, medium well cooked steak with mashed potatoes and the salad with italian dressing. That doesn't impress me. I would be more impressed if the ketchup didn't have the crusty ketchup all around the rim and my food got to me in a respectable amount of time