"Another Reason" - Episode 2, Drunk Rant

I wrote this at 4am this morning. The navajo part is my favorite
Date: Jul 16, 2006 4:06 AM

do you ever stand like superman when you piss? i do. i dunno why, i kinda look to the right and put my hands on my hips and like defiantly at my "Hydrating Curls" Pantene Pro V in my shower. I seem to be blackong out more and more the older i get. at first i was worried, now i feel like its the sequel to memnto waiting to happen. I think the story is somewhere along the line of i have a girlffriend and she hangs out with me on weekends only, and i have no fucking idea who she is during the week. check this out, im gonna make a special paper that you put in your printer that makes temporary tattoes. thats awesome. Do girls ever really have jobs? i know like 14 girls and i feel like none of them actually work, but always have enought money to buy a microscopic louis vuitton key chain that costs 350 dollar. i seriously cant take another person asking me "where have you been". What the fuck is that supposed to mean where have i been? you wat me to fucking say i was like filming a seen from the movie armageddon or something? am i saving the world and walking animal crackers on liv tylers chest? what the fuck do you want from me? fuck i hate people, its getting pretty sad. do i really fit in this steroetypical world filled with mus handled deeds fulfilled by the cock sons of bitches that have been given things on a silver platter? Will in like 20 years people laugh at me when i say i think marriage is cool? i mean its pretty much over. the divorce rte is so high its figured your going to divroce the first person you meet anyway. things are going to devolve back into mariage really only being about status and where you are in life. i mean do i relly want to marry a 32 year old pr exec cause it means ill fucking be admired and eat good bruchetta? fuck that. i dont think i could get marries, unless its to an asian chick who drives an escalade and doesnt speak englsh. i want to teach myself navajo and move to fiji and just blow minds. i think athats a good idea im going to bed, it took me likfe 10 mintues to edit this so it was coherent