PB in the Summertime = School in the Summertime

I couldn't wait for this summer. While last year i lived up by State, i was so excited to be living by the beach this summer and be able to indulge myself completly in a summer by the beach. Don't get me wrong, i have had a great time at the beach drinking up a storm, and hitting the bars still drunk from the day. But, i am getting super frustated

I fucking hate people from out of town. They come to PB and ruin it for "locals" or whatever you want to call people that live here. Here are the reasons

1. Lines at the bars are way longer- Somehow i always get stuck behind some douche that finds it neccesary to wear a hat with some area code i have never heard of, and is speaking loudly to someone on the phone telling him how theyre in SD and how cool it is

2. "The Overdresser"- There is absolutly no reason to weat slacks, a dress shirt, and those gay clear sunglasses to Typhoon on a Saturday. You are not Corey Hart.

3. "The Creech Ball"- This guy is also very common in Vegas due to the high traffic of tourists. Girls know him by his trademarked phrases "Where you going?", "What's up girl", and "Daaaammmmmn". Does that shit ever really work?

I would like to leave with a quote i heard on the radio. This guy called in asking why they never talk about anything on the radio that's important, and this is what he had to say

"i hate how pb and garnet has turned into madison ave. its like these college students come from all around america and stand on garnet at midnight hoping there existance will be verifed, and someone will tell them they exist and that by being there in some small insignificant way, they are important