Vegas Baby

My tenth Vegas Trip in the books. Obviously another magical trip to the land of sin.
Beau and i flew out of San Diego friday morning at 11:00 and were sitting in the buffet by 1. Morris, Sewards, Ken, Megan, and Bonnie Raitt all drove out and didn't meet up with me and Beau until 6:30....poor saps...Frodo also showed his face from Irvine at 7:30.

As soon as everyone should up we decided that getting wasted would be in the best interest of all parties involved, and started to get shit house. We cruised the strip drinking for awhile, and ended up in Studio 54 at the MGM (where we were staying). I figured that since i was wasted, i would venture to the dance floor and sea-walk my way to a good time. We somehow ran into these chicks, and one of them took a strong interest in Beau
Somehow he found out that she was 31....the rest of course could write itself

Beau: Dude, i dont really want to hook up with this chick, but she's 31
Bones: Done deal dude.
Beau: I know, it will be my biggest age difference ever, and i cant walkaway from that.

So after dancing Beau sealed his fate, and his new record into the books.

We continued to be dancing machines for a bit more, and watched these chicks on little swings descend from the roof and thrust in various directions, peeking my interest for minutes on end
While this show was inspiring me to rethink my career path, the alcohol consumption was starting to catch up on all of us by this point, and we all went back to the room, Sean punched me in the butt for some odd reason, i threw the remote control at his shin, and we all passed out

We woke up early the next morning, and we all sauntered down to the lazy river, to get some much needed rays, and to once again, begin drinking. We drank at the pool until 6, took naps, and then once again began to drink and figure out our plans for the evening. After some pre-game drinking while watching Cops, we descended onto the strip, and made our way to the dueling piano bar at New York, New York. We some how while sitting at the bar peeked the interest of this asian chick, who happened to work for Bud Light, and decided to hook us up with beer for a couple hours.....WERD
Everyone (Morris) wanted to go back to Studio 54 again, so we went, and before we could get in Frodo, Beau, and I peeled off from the pack and found some random bar to sit in and get super shitty. I called Ken who was in Studio 54 and told him that i met up with a big group of hot chicks (lie) and that he should hurry up and meet up with us. After a bit they did, and we got really wasted all night, and passed out once again.
In the end it was an awesome trip, and can't wait for trip number 11 this July.....here are some things that also happened i had nowhere to really fit

• Somehow the chick that Beau made out with relayed the fact to Beau that she had ovarian cancer....ummmm ok
• Morris made out with a black chick
• Sewards has to be in every picture possible. He either needs to put the peace symbol in, or make some stupid face.....watch his facial expression darting into the picture, and then giving the peace sign:
  

• No matter how many times i go to Vegas, i swear i never see more than 5 hot chicks the whole time i'm there.....What the fuck?
• The guy at Mcdonalds gave me 32 ketchup packets...i counted
• Quotes of the weekend -

Bonnie Raitt: Ken you look better with you mouth shut
Beau: You look better with my eyes shut

Megan: If he gets pussy then i get cock (referring to the hookers i'm getting her boyfriend Jason for his bachelor party)

• We got in the elevator and i said "can someone press the button for the penthouse?" No one thought i was funny, and it went down as the most awkwardly silent elevator ride ever
• "Wake me up before you go" is my ringtone, and as i was taking a piss my phone ring, and some old drunk dude a few stalls down yells "Was that fucking Wham?"
• Ken brought a 17 year old girl up to his room