Ahhhh recollection. Those drunken nights when you don't remember any of the events from the night. The joy of pasting the night back together from your friends, call log, and text messages can make the night in retrospect seem even more exciting. This last saturday was one i wish i could have remembered. Tim, Frodo, and I went to Seabirds and SAE, and as i stumbled around i guess the following things happened:
1. Some chicks were trying to work the bar at Seabirds, and it took them too long to get me a beer, so i promptly called them Coyote Ugly rejects.
2. I sent a text message to Tim in my phone saying "Tim is cock blocking me........Standard" ummm yea so about that bro, guess i sent it to the wrong person.
3. Obviously multiple accounts of me referring to myself in the third person (I'm fucking Bones).
4. I guess i got home somehow, and proceeded to wake Brex up, smack him in the face, and then slap him on his back as hard as i could.
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