Has this ever happened to you before? Your talking to a group of hot chicks, and everything is going great or whatever, shes telling you about how the cherries on her Louis Vuitton bag are the hottest thing ever, and your shaking your head, looking interested or whatever, when a couple more friends comeover. Whatever theirs enough of you to go around, so you step away for a few seconds while she says hi and your talking to your boys like your about to hit a walk off grand slam in the world series when she calls your name, you turn around, and she slams a fucking disposable camera in your face and asks you to take a picture?
Fuck that. And it has her fucking name written on the bottom with a blue sharpie, so when she passes out off of to many shots or bartons vodka and tampico someone will hopefully remember who megan or melissa or some other "m" name 600 girls have is. Anyway point being, being the camera guy sucks. Theirs always this awkward moment when you try to be funny and take a picture of yourself or only count to like one and then take the picture. But you could have counted to like 40 and the girls still arent ready on the first shot. And when theyre finally ready and you take the picture all of them run over like im holding the cure to aids. And of course they all look at the picture, and one of their eyes is closed, looking away, or dont look pretty. One of them always has to look fat in proportion to the others, and one thinks she needs to look more tan, so you have to take another one. Fuck that. Anyway point being, never ask me to take a picture of you and your friends, because its annoying as hell.
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