Ernesto is currently living in South Korea.
Are you there God?
If you are, why do you constantly allow me to do stupid stuff? Aren't you supposed to be watching or something. I have a couple questions. Where did I put or spend 80,000 won last night? There is nothing that costs that much at 3 in the morning. Also, why did you allow drunk Ernie to lace everything in my apartment with Soju? There is nothing worse than trying to drink some juice after a hard night out and accidentally chugging what tastes like Vodka and grape juice. He even put it in some of the water and now I'm scared to drink anything but too hungover to go out and buy more stuff. Why God? Why do you punish me so?........ Well I guess I know why you do it but you don't have to be a dick about it.
Love,
Ernie
P.S. Why is there a carton of cigarettes and eight Budweisers on my couch?
