I got glasses. Wearing a suit

I just got glasses. I like like i should be going to a Weezer concert.

I went to a funeral last week, and it is one of the few times i wear a suit. Every time i wear a suit, i either want to smoke cigarettes (which i dont do), or i feel like getting in a fight in the rain. I dont know if i saw that in a movie or something when i was younger, but i have this idea that im at a bar or hall or something for a reception, and a bunch of us run out into the street in the rain and get in a brawl.

It's quite absurd to think that i could fight anybody, let alone while wearing a suit in the rain.

This Weekend

Frodo and Ernesto were in town. Friday we drank, and Saturday we went out for a bit. Frodo was so drunk by the time we went out, he passed out at the table at the bar



Today, Santos, Ernesto and i went to LACMA. They have a really awesome contemporary art wing taht just opened. i found out about this artist called Jeff Koons who i am now infactuated with. He did this really creepy Michael Jackson statue that i saw. you should check him out

Laker Season Tickets

I just got on the waiting list with Sewards for season tickets. I am number 1,885 in line. They said that it will take 2-3 years until i can et tickets. Oh well, it will be sweet when i get them

Free Table

At work we have a free table. Free food we get from people, free crap that nobody wants, and sometimes.....treasured CD's that were left. A pretty old guy that works in my department left this note on the free table. He was being serious, and i thought it was really funny

Wow

2 people i know have died this month. Pretty shitty. And i got a myspace bulletin about where one of the funerals was going to be, and the message right above it was a posting about how it is a year anniversary of my old roomates death.

Jesus. 3 people in 1 year? I'm too young to have this many people i know die already.

This Weekend

I got really drunk and watched Magnolia........alone. It sounds really depressing, but i enjoyed it so much. The drinking i think more than the movie.....It's a pretty slow movie, and isnt very uplifting to drink to. But it was still fun.


Small Pieces of life lately.


I went to an 80's party and dressed up as Michael McDonald



I just scored awesome tickets for Radiohead in August

This HUGE website i produced just went live

I have an itchy thigh

We went out with Meghan and a couple of her friends. They were all pretty ugly. At the end of the night, Meghan was telling me her friend was gonna walk home, cause she lived really close, on Barrington.

Me: I didnt know they had any bridges on Barrington
Meghan: Huh?
Me: You know, bridges for her to live under
Meghan: Im not following...
ME: I thought trolls always lived under bridges?

IT took forever for her to get it, but i laughed at myself forever. I think that my biggest problem is that i laugh at my jokes more than anyone else

i finally finished moving. My new place is so great. except for my neighbors. They hate me. After living their 3 days.

On one side i have "The crier". He's 75, and hes eyes water and run down his face whenever you talk to him. He hates "those young kids who are always banging on there bongos". I dont know if it is a sexual reference or not. Either way, hes not enjoying radiohead playing at 2pm on a Saturday.

On the other side is "Mr. Enjoy". The first time i met him was while DirecTv was being installed. He came out to figure out what all the noise was about. I apologized and he said well, enjoy. I thought he was talking about DirecTv. NExt time i saw him i was apologizing for the banging at 3am on Saturday. Afterwards he said "well, enjoy" and walked in

He never says it in a very enthusiastic or happy tone. I figure he means it as an insult. Like i am not good enough to live in the sweet area i do, and should enjoy it while it lasts. He's 40 and balding and jaded by too many relationships turned sour. Well, thats what i think anyway.

Also this is the funniest thing i have ever seen