Hurting Myself

Yesterday i looked at my knuckle and realized at some point earlier in the day i had cut myself, since i was still bleeding a little bit.

Whenever something like this happens, i feel really bad ass for some reason. Like i pretend i am so strong that i cant notice when i am hurt anymore.I look down at my injury like "Damn when did that happen?" And then laugh it off cause i am so buff it takes a pretty serious injurt for me to even be affected at all

My Wish

i realized to truly be happy, at some point in my life i want to pour Cristal down a big black girls ghetto booty

Spammer

I enjoy screwing with the people that send me spam mail. You know the ones. That promise you will get millions of dollars because they need to move some African Kings money into your bank account or something. Well i emailed back and forth with one of them, telling him i wanted to see what he looked like before i sent him my info, and this is what he sent me.

Whoever emailed me couldnt speak english very well at all, and it looks like the passport has been photoshopped, but still funny.

My Roomate's Wiener Jar

This is my roomate's wiener jar. He keeps it in our fridge. It used to be a pasta sauce jar. Now it holds his wiener's. Whenever he eats all the wiener's in his wiener jar, he takes more wiener's out of the fridge and fills it up.