I'm having a Super Bowl Party.....

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New Years Resolution

If you still have not seen someecards than i suggest that you check it out.


This one is my New Years Resolution

iTunes Porn?

So i was at home on my laptop, listening to music on iTunes, when i notice someone is on my network sharing their music...........I open it to see what they are sharing, and this is what i see (click to view larger size)


I dunno about you, but i'm interested to see "porn blowjob fucking anal sex hand job cum shot virtual gang bang european sex tit fucking boobs white black 2 girls hidden camera peeing sum teens...".

Seems like a lot to fit into one video

Deal or No Deal

Could the contestants be any more annoying? I don't often watch the show, my dad makes me watch it when i am home, and randomly it is on right now, and i am watching it.

First off, do these people really believe "The Banker" has any say in how much money they are offered? Do they really think "The Banker" is some guy that is actually insulting them when Howie tells them what "The Banker" said?

How can the contestants fake looking surprised when someone/something shows up on stage after Howie asks them "who is the most important person in your life" or "what did you always want as a kid" throughout the episode.

And how can they pace around and yell insults to "The Banker" and talk about how good they are? There is NO SKILL involved in this show. The only skill is knowing when statistically you don't have a chance and should quit. Which NEVER happens because the contestants are money hungry.

Death Pool

We started a death pool at work. And by we i mean I. You pick 10 celebs that are going to die this year, and you take their age at death away from 100, and thats your score. You get double points if the person commits suicide. Here is my list

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Owen Wilson
3. Jack Nicholson
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Pete Doherty
6. Peter O’Toole
7. Fidel Castro
8. Kirk Douglas
9. B.B King
10. Kim Kardashian

The last one is more of me hoping that she dies more than thinking it will really happen