Captain Planet

Earth.....Wind.....Water.....Fire......Heart....


HEART? How screwed did that guy get? Wow you can get Monkeys to pick the fruit from the top of the tree. I remember thinking what a joke that was. Just look at this



The Hidden Knowledge of the Rainforest????? Are you fucking kidding me? That's a superpower? I think the kid was gay to. That probably helped the plot a long, i just remember being a kid, and they were all putting the rings together or whatever, and the one kid said "Heart" i was laugh my cynical/sarcastic laugh that would haunt women for years to come

Shuffleboard With The Boys

We went to this dive bar called Goat Hill in Newport Beach for St. Patricks day. We descended onto the shuffleboard table, and i thought i would be the next Ansel Adams and try and get some action shots.






We got back drunk as shit and everyone ended up passing out except for Ernesto and i. We took shots and kept boozing, and out of nowhere stumbles Elliott, drunk as shit, and he walks into the kitchen, opens the dishwasher......and......well......urinates in it.


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