Fat Guy + Pico de Gallo

Saw this guy filling up and then eating pico de galle out of a Pepsi cup. So gross.

I'm Back - Sewards Wedding

It has been a long time, and a friend reminded me of a story i wrote in here years ago, so i feel as i should start up again. Twitter and my "professional" website blog have been taking up most of my time, but i still need a forum for my ranting.

Anyways, Sewards wedding was friday night (finally) and i dont think ive blacked out that hard in years. I woke up with the toilet seat on the floor next to me, a navy seals phone number in my pocket, and a voicemail scolding me for kicking over a trash can and running away. It's good to know i still got it when i get called in in the big game.

Seriously

Who are the people that still call into the radio station to request songs? Are they real people? Are they just too lazy to youtube these songs? I'm guessing that the radio stations just make these people up now

Ernesto's Letter from South Korea

Ernesto is currently living in South Korea.

Are you there God?
If you are, why do you constantly allow me to do stupid stuff? Aren't you supposed to be watching or something. I have a couple questions. Where did I put or spend 80,000 won last night? There is nothing that costs that much at 3 in the morning. Also, why did you allow drunk Ernie to lace everything in my apartment with Soju? There is nothing worse than trying to drink some juice after a hard night out and accidentally chugging what tastes like Vodka and grape juice. He even put it in some of the water and now I'm scared to drink anything but too hungover to go out and buy more stuff. Why God? Why do you punish me so?........ Well I guess I know why you do it but you don't have to be a dick about it.

Love,

Ernie

P.S. Why is there a carton of cigarettes and eight Budweisers on my couch?

My First Childhood Obsession

Randomly today, i was thinking about trading cards, and i remembered that i used to be totally obsessed with these Japanese stickers that came in the chocolate wafer cookies. In the city i grew up in, a lrage majority of the kids were Japanese, so i got into a lot of anime stuff pretty young. I honestly can't remember much of it, but besides getting a lot of Dragonball stuff, these cards are what stick out in my mind the most.

I stumbled upon (after looking for at least 30 minutes) what they were. They are called Bikkuriman (Surprise-Man) stickers, and i guess they are an obsession in Japane that started in 1977 and continues today. I remember i only had a couple that i had gotten from a Japanese kid, and i used to stare at it for hours and wonder what it said on the back.

My parents surprised me with getting me a whole box from Xmas, and i remember i was lucky enough to pull a metallic one out of the pack. I hope that they are still at my parents house somewhere, and i can honestly see myself starting to collect them again they were so cool

This is what they came in


And this is what they look like

Skateboard

I just got this AWESOME Sector 9 Uluwatu 46" longboard skateboard (THANKS MEGAN!). I gorfot how much i miss skatebording, and i am so stoked that i got this board. I skateboarded to work today, and besides it being a good workout, it was a really fun ride.

Yesterday i was remembering a story about this guy that i met, and i thought that i would relay it here.

I was in San Diego for a going a way party for my friend Teddy, who is currently on a 1 year exodus around the world with his girlfriend. I met this guy at the party who was a ballroom dancer/instructor. Seems kinda like a strange profession, but the guy was actually really cool, and we started chatting about various random things. He asked me if i know who David Lynch is (of course) and he launches into this long story about how he is actually in San Diego to work with David on his new movie about the tango.

I guess he loved this guys passion, so he brought him in to learn everything he could about the tango.While they were discussing it, he mentioned to David that he has a very interesting way of speaking. David said that whenever he is speaking about something, he always ends what he says by saying someting outlandish on purpose, because whenever someone asks him a question, people stop paying attention halfway through because they already forsee what is going to be said, so they start to drift off. But when he says something abrupt, it jolts people back into being interested in the conversation.

i just thought that that was kinda interesteing